troublemakers Dear students, I am your beloved minister Gelmini. After five
conduct and the teacher only, I have a new idea that will raise the school where he began italiana.Da education? Kindergarten. And here we must act, because children become obedient and loyal to duty.
and fairy tales, with their abundant imagination and their foolish waste of characters, draw them away from healthy realism and dutiful conformity and feed the danger of off topic, of debauchery, drugs and bullying ruffian. So for
decree establishing the unique exhibits.
will be forbidden to read stories that contain more than a monster or a villain, with its burden on public expenditure, and above all we must, in any fairy tale, to emphasize the evil, and old-Communist troublemakers of this monster.
According to the DMU (Decree monster only) are prohibited such as Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, the Witch and Grimilde because they are an expensive and unnecessary split personality harmful imagination of young students, not to mention the ambiguous coexistence between White and seven young workers, of which one, Grumpy, surely the CGIL.
Little Red Riding Hood is allowed, but it is stressed that the hunter is clearly the League and the Wolf and the Transylvanian Romanian origin.
Forbidden Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves, it only takes one. Abolished Peter Pan, pirates too many burdens on state coffers. Pinocchio abolished, even by combining the cat and the fox in a single animal, are the police and the contempt for the clear reference to Mediaset's Toyland. Assuming
Thumb Allucione but must be named and be a high and seventies, not to be a blatant mockery of our beloved Prime Minister.
Forbidden Hansel and Gretel, because the monsters are two, the mother and the Witch, and also you talk too much about the economic crisis. Forbidden
the ugly duckling. If one is bad, it is for genetic reasons and will remain so. Andersen was also gay. Similarly
prohibited Puss in Boots for sadomasochistic connotation.
Forbidden Never use even Cinderella. The three are bad and all alike to me.
words minister to your surface, unprepared and talkative. But your Minister Unica.
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